Q: How should you begin a story about a duck?
A: Once u-pond a time ... (Spencer, age 8)
Q: What does a fish drive at a race track?
A: A go-carp! (Ben, age 12)
Q: Why did the ram run off the cliff?
A: He didn't see the ewe-turn!
Q: How can you keep an elephant from sliding down the drain?
A: Tie a knot in his tail.
Q: Who designed the Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference.
Q: How many relatives came to the family picnic?
A: Three uncles, eight cousins and two hundred ants.
Q: What do you call a bee that is hard to hear?
A: A mumble-bee!
Q: Which reptile makes the best police officer?
A: The investi-gator.
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